I Hate A Man Who

This Book Has Too Much Plot And Not Enough Story.

That's The Kind Of Ad I Like, Facts, Facts, Facts.

Don't Pay Any Attention To The Critics; Don't Even Ignore Them.

Any Man Who Goes To A Psychiatrist Ought To Have His Head Examined.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.