I Really Am A Happy,

I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman Talk Baby Talk.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.