I Prefer Offenbach To Bach

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.