I Predict One Of These

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

I Found Out About Jonathan Winters Death A Day After It Happened. That Seems Wrong. A Talent Like His Should Be More Revered. The World Knew About Kim Kardashians Divorce Before She Did.

I Just Don't Accept Midgets As Human Beings. There's Only So Much Political Correctness I Can Accept.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

One Thing I Can Take Credit For, Along With The Rest Of Show Business, Is When The Red Ribbons Were Out, We Cured Aids. Any Advancements That Came Towards Fighting Aids Were Not Done By Scientists Or Doctors - It Was People With Little Ribbons On Their Lapels.