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Every Day I Try To Tell Myself That This Is Going To Be Fun Today. I Try To Put Myself In A Great Frame Of Mind Before I Go Out - Then I Screw It Up With The First Shot.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.

Pebble Is A Piece Of Sacred Ground. They Say It's The Greatest Meeting Of Land And Water In The World. This Course Was Heaven Designed - Just The Way It Fits On The Land.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.