Golf's Holy Grail - A

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

Sports Are 90% Inspiration And 10% Perspiration.

Nobody Ever Heard Jack Nicklaus Say "i Don't Know" About Anything.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

Serenity Is Knowing That Your Worst Shot Is Still Pretty Good.