The Dollars Aren't So Important...

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

It's Not What You Accomplish In Life That Matters; It's What You Overcome.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.