I Played In A Death-metal

Onions Make Me Sad. A Lot Of People Don't Realize That.

I Rented A Car. I Didn't Really Need One, I Just Wanted To Make One Less Available. I Wanted One Businessman On The Bus With No Car.

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

I Like Wearing Necklaces, Because It Lets Me Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Went To A Restaurant, And I Saw A Guy Wearing A Leather Jacket, Eating A Hamburger, Drinking A Glass Of Milk. I Said, "dude, You Are A Cow. The Metamorphosis Is Complete. Don't Fall Asleep Or I Will Tip You Over!"