I Drank Some Boiling Water

Incubated. And Then Raised. And Then Beheaded. And Then Plucked. And Then Cut Up. And Then Put On A Grill. And Then Put On A Bun. Damn, It's Gonna Take A While. I Don't Have Time. Scrambled!

The Customer’s Always Right.

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.

I Can Whistle With My Fingers, Especially If I Have A Whistle.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.