I Only Speak A Little

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.