I Only Eat Fish -

Your Age Is The Sum Total Of Your Physical Condition, The Condition Of Your Mind, And How You Feel.

On One Of My Birthdays I Did 1,000 Chin-ups And 1,000 Push-ups. For My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It, My Feet And Hands Tied-my Hands Were In Handcuffs, My Feet Were Tied Together-and I Towed These Boats A Mile-and-a-half In Long Beach Harbor. For My 93rd Birthday I'm Going To Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

Homosexuals Love To Look Good. They're Clean, Neat. They're Fastidious, Well Mannered And Well Educated. They Like Aesthetic Things. They Like Good, Firm, Tight Bodies. Health. They Want To Attract Other Guys. What's Wrong With That? Why Be Slobs? You've Got To Be Insane To Suggest That Because Someone Looks Good, He Must Be Gay. That's Envy.

I'm A Believer In Routine. I Like To See People Work Out At The Same Time Each Day.

Ask The Guys Who Are Doing Serious Triathlons If There Are Any Limits To What Can Be Done. The Limit Is Right Here. You've Got To Get Physically Fit Between The Ears. Muscles Don't Know Anything. They Have To Be Taught.