I Never Went Out Looking

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.