I Never Weep Over Lost

We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously, But Never Ourselves.

I Enjoy Reading Biographies Because I Want To Know About The People Who Messed Up The World.

That's The Unfortunate Thing About Death. It's So Terribly Final.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.