To Know That One Has

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.

There Is A Vast Difference Between Success At Twenty-five And Success At Sixty. At Sixty, Nobody Envies You. Instead, Everybody Rejoices Generously, Sincerely, In Your Good Fortune.

Now I Know That Lawyers Must Live, But I've Never Been Able To Understand Why They Have To Live So Blamed Well!

If There's One Thing I Know, It's Men. I Ought To. It's Been My Life's Work.