No Vice Is So Bad

... The More You Love What You Do, The Harder It Is To Do It Well Enough To Get By Yourself.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.

By The Time We've Hit Fifty, We Have Learned Our Hardest Lessons

That's The Unfortunate Thing About Death. It's So Terribly Final.

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.