No Vice Is So Bad

Fate Cast Me To Play The Role Of An Ugly Duckling With No Promise Of Swanning. . . . I Have Played My Life As A Comedy Rather Than The Tragedy Many Would Have Made Of It.

If Ants Are Such Busy Workers, How Come They Find Time To Go To All The Picnics?

I Enjoy Reading Biographies Because I Want To Know About The People Who Messed Up The World.

I Contend That Every Woman Has The Right To Feel Beautiful, No Matter How Scrambled Her Features, Or How Indifferent Her Features.

You're Only As Good As Your Last Picture.