In Order To Represent Life

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn Drawbacks Into Drawing Cards.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.