I Never Wanted To Be

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.

I Went Skiing Today, Too, Yeah. I Didn't Wanna Go. The Girl I'm Stalking Wanted To Go, So... I'm Not Kiddin!

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.