Is She Crazy, Like It

So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate Traveling, Mostly 'cause My Dad Used To Beat Me With A Globe.

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?

Sometimes. I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous. I'm Pretty Low On The Showbiz Totem Pole - I Mean, I'm No Jon Or Kate Plus Eight. I'm Just A Comic, Not A Baby Factory.