I Never Prayed That I

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.