I Never Pile A Plate

Um... Bulgaria Is An Interesting Country. The People Are Lovely. There Are Potholes The Size Of Small Planets.

I Spend An Extraordinary Amount Of Time In My Car, So I Can Justify The Expense. That's The Only Extravagance In My Life - It's My Car.

Everything You've Heard About Canadians Apologizing Profusely For Things They Shouldn't Be Sorry About Is Absolutely True. It Is Both Sweet, Endearing And Worrisome At The Same Time. Having Someone Apologize For No Reason Actually Makes Me Feel As Though I Should Apologize For Their Need To Apologize.

I Love Bridget Fonda.

I Laugh At What I Used To Think Was Cool When I Was Growing Up. In All Seriousness, I Thought Having Braces Was Cool.