The List Of Problems That

I Am Much More Productive Late At Night Because I Have No One To Look To For Entertainment Aside From Myself.

Everything You've Heard About Canadians Apologizing Profusely For Things They Shouldn't Be Sorry About Is Absolutely True. It Is Both Sweet, Endearing And Worrisome At The Same Time. Having Someone Apologize For No Reason Actually Makes Me Feel As Though I Should Apologize For Their Need To Apologize.

I Love The Smell Of Freshly Cut Grass. It Takes Me Back To Summers In Maine.

I Used To Hate Working Out - Until I Learned How To Do It Properly.

Hockey Seems Completely Lawless And, Therefore, Inexplicably Sexy.