I Never Met A Man

If America Ever Passes Out As A Great Nation, We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone: America Died From A Delusion She Had Moral Leadership.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

We Are Here Just For A Spell And Then Pass On. So Get A Few Laughs And Do The Best You Can. Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose It, You Are Ahead.