Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise.

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. My Folks Were Indian. Both My Mother And Father Had Cherokee Blood In Them. I Was Born And Raised In Indian Territory. 'course We're Not The Americans Whose Ancestors Came Over On The Mayflower, But We Met Them At The Boat When They Landed.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker You Fight.

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.