I May Be Forty, But

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.