Happiness Is A Very Small

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I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.

Here's To All Volunteers, Those Dedicated People Who Believe In All Work And No Pay.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World