I Had A Terrible Fight

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

It Always Seems To Someone Outside The Business That It Is Very Difficult To Write For A Comedy Show Because It Must Be Done Quickly. Actually, It Is Much Easier To Write This Humor Than To Do A Joke Or A Show From Scratch, Because The Audience Knows The Plot. Just Mention What Is Going On And Then Deliver The Punch Line.