I Had A Terrible Fight

Thanks To Modern Medicine We Are No Longer Forced To Endure Prolonged Pain, Disease, Discomfort And Wealth.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?