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Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

Sports Like Baseball, Basketball, And Hockey Develop Muscles. That's Why Americans Have The Strongest Eyes In The World.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.