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Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.