I Married A Saint -

I Don't Want To Say Work Is Who I Am, But Some People Feel More Centered And More Whole When They're Producing And Creating.

I Married A Saint - Well, A Saint Who Curses.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

Parents, Just Keep In Mind That Kids Will Always Round Off To The Nearest Obscenity.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.