I'm Too Young For Medicare

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...