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I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

My Three Favorite Travel Writers Of All Time Are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, And Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying Not Only Tells The Truth About The Travel-writing Racket, It Gets To The Heart Of Some Of The Travel Industry's Best-kept Secrets.