I'm Tired Of All This

Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some Manufacturer Would Make A Toy As Tough, As Staunch, As Hard To Crack Open As The Carton It Comes In!

Some Enterprising Youth Should Go From Door To Door On Christmas Morning Peddling Batteries.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn A Great Deal From Failure.