I'm The Only Person I

The Definition Of Adulthood Is That You Want To Sleep.

The Truth Is Libraries Are Raucous Clubhouses For Free Speech, Controversy And Community.

My Act Is Sort Of Improvisational. I Have A Skeleton In My Head, But No Fat Or Skin On It.

The Wages Of Sin Are Death, But By The Time Taxes Are Taken Out, It's Just Sort Of A Tired Feeling.

Once I Was Gone For A Month And I Was Just Miserable, So I Flew Back From Florida For Two Hours Just To Be Home And See My Cats.