My Act Is Sort Of

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.

I Get In Fewer Arguments When I'm Alone.

I Have A Very Silly Sense Of Humor. I've Never Laughed Harder In My Entire Life Than Seeing Someone With Toilet Paper Stuck On The Bottom Of Their Shoe.

I Get The First Flight Out From Anywhere I Am Because I Have To Come Home To My Kids.

I Made Mistakes And I Broke The Law And I'm More Than Willing To Pay A Price For That. But There's A Price Beyond That That My Children Have Paid, And That's Not What Was Supposed To Happen.