I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.