I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring

Trevino Is In A League By Himself. We Don't Even Count Him. We Figure When You Come In Second, You're A Winner.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.