I'm Not One Of These

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

I've Been A Practicing Alcoholic And Drug Addict For Most Of My Life.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

I'd Like To Sing Songs That Are Mellower. I Don't Want To Be Screaming When I'm 60.

It’s Sad, Y’know, What Money Does To People.