I'm Not Going To Throw

I Hate Those Earnest Tv Documentaries That Are The World According To People With Glasses Who Know Better Than You.

I Don't Aim To Offend.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.

I Became A Welder. I Was Actually Becoming An Engineer And I Joined The Wrong Queue. And So I Became A Welder, Without Knowing What A Welder Was.