I Don't Aim To Offend.

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.

A Mate Of Mine Has Just Told Me He's Shagging His Girlfriend And Her Twin, I Said How Can You Tell Them Apart, He Said "her Brothers Got A Moustache!"

A Woman's Mind Is As Complex As The Contents Of Her Handbag; Even When You Get To The Bottom Of It, There Is Always Something At The Bottom To Surprise You!

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

Ally Macleod Thinks That Tactics Are A New Kind Of Mint.