There Are Two Seasons In

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

I Once Travelled To Adelaide On Emu Airways. I Was 5,000 Ft Up In The Air When Someone Pointed Out To Me That Emus Can't Fly

There's Nothing Like It, But It's Not As Good As You Think It's Going To Be. . . . I Was Disappointed Because There Are Records Of People Finding Things That Have Been There For Years. I Was Hoping For A Shirt Button, Or My Club's Badge - But Not A Sausage.

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.