I Became A Welder. I

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.

Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy On Top Of A Mountain In A Loin Cloth. It Isn't An Answer. It's A Question.

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.

Never Trust People Who've Only Got One Book.