I Decided To Stop Drinking

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

I Decided To Stop Drinking While It Was Still My Idea.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

I Am Totally, Absolutely Romantic. When I Broke Up With A Girl I Would Listen To The Most Heart-breaking Music And Make It Worse. That's What Girls Do. I Think I Am A Girl Really.