I'm Not Going To Blow

But Then, Like George Michael In A Men's Bathroom, I Got Cocky.

Don't Take 'no' For An Answer. Keep Knocking Down Walls Until Someone Says 'yes.'

There Are Two Kinds Of People I Don't Trust: People Who Don't Drink And People Who Collect Stickers.

I Look Hot And, Most Of All, Skinny. I Love The Day After Throwing Up. I Felt Like A Feather.

While Looking At A Website For Liposuction, I Learned That It Was A Six-to Eight-week Recovery Period, The Clincher Being That, During That Time, I Would Under No Circumstances Be Able To Use Street Drugs. Obviously I Had To Think Of A More Realistic Approach.