I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.