I'm In The Business Of

I'm A Foot Soldier In The War On Christmas. And The War On Puppies And Sunshine.

All Of A Sudden, People Are Going To Decide They Want To Go Micro, Everything's Smaller.

I Mean, Look, No Matter How You Feel About Bush, Watching Him Speak Is Difficult. It's Like- It's Like Watching A Drunk Man Cross An Icy Street.

Canada Has Little Pictures Of Us In Its Bedroom, Right? Canada Spends All Of Its Time Thinking About The United States, Obsessing Over The United States. It's Unrequited Love Between Canada And The United States.

I'm In The Business Of Value Judgments .