I'm Always Working On Stuff.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

I Always Wanted To Write As Much As Perform.

I'm Just Another Guy Who Thinks He's Smarter Than He Is, In A Long Line Of Them.

I Used To Love The Election Season'cause It's Kind Of Fun. Everyone Makes A Big Sport Out Of It With All These Different News Stories And Everything. I Like It Better Now That Everybody Knows All The Candidates From The Past 15 Years. But It Does Get Really Ugly. It's Ugly And It's Pugilist.

I Know Nowadays The Common Wisdom Is To Celebrate Diversity As Long As You Don't Point Out That People Are Different.