I'm A Southern Gentleman.

When I Was Growing Up In Terrell, Texas, I Felt That It Was Not Where I Was Supposed To Be. I Knew That I Was Meant For A Different Destination. I Think That The Minute I Was Born, There Was Something Inside Telling Me Where I Would Go, It's Like Energy - An Intangible Destiny.

I Am A Comedian And You Guys Know Whatever I Say, I Don't Mean Any Of It.

Well, The Album 'intuition' Is Out And Just Went Platinum Officially. So I Think To Have The Music Doing What It's Doing Right Now, Man, It's The Ultimate. Nobody Is Really Selling Records Out There But We Are At A Million Records And We Dropped It At Christmas, So We Are Just Trying To Get That Thing To Like Two Million, You Know.

You Gotta Have The Balls To Go Out There And Be Funny, Man.

I Went To College On A Classical Piano Scholarship. My Grandmother Made Me Practice One Full Hour A Day. Every Day. Man. I Thought All She Wanted Was For Me Not To Have Any Fun. Next Thing You Know, You Have A Career In Music. Now, Not Everybody's Going To Go On And Be Mozart Or Michael Jackson. But Music Makes You Smarter.