I'm A Pessimist By Nature.

One Nice Thing About Being A Woman In Hollywood Is That The Women Tend To Be Very Close-knit. All Of Us Writers And Directors Know Each Other And Cling To Each Other For Safety And Support, And It's Really A Completely Different Vibe Than The Men Experience Out Here, Where They're All Trying To Murder Each Other.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

Los Angeles Is Often Described As The Nadir Of Vapidity, A Smog-choked Space Cradle.

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

I've Been Meaning To Write About The Rolling Stones, But I Am The Furthest Thing From A Hipster Rock Journalist.