Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins;

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are Not In My Skill Set.

When You're In A Competitive Environment, Always Give Out The Impression That You Don't Care. It Makes People Want You More. If You Act Desperate, It's Over. I Think A Passive Attitude Is Helpful. It Comes Naturally Because I'm Lazy.

I Think When You're Writing Prose There's A Lot Of Attendant Description And That's Were I Used To Really Go Bananas. With A Screenplay That All Gets Filled In By The Director, So It Just Sort Of Pulls You Back By Virtue Of The Form. You Also Have To Use More Economy As A Screenwriter And So It's Kind Of Limiting In A Good Way.

I Think It's Great When Writers Get Recognition; It Doesn't Happen Very Often. I Just Don't Want That Writer To Be Me. Let It Be Aaron Sorkin Or, You Know, Somebody Good.