Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins;

I Want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I Don't Know Why. I Don't Think She Necessarily Looks Like Me Or Acts Like Me, I Just Think She's A Cool Actress And She Could Play Me, So There You Go.

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person, And My Participation In This Industry Is A Fluke, But Only Male Writers Can Afford To Be Coy And Self-deprecating.

There's Something Magical About Spending A Sunday Night Watching Real People At A Deli, Then Watching Fake People Pretending To Be Real On Tv, Then Engaging In (arguably) False Interaction With (arguably) Real People On The Internet. Never At Any Prior Point In Time Has This Been Possible.

If Being An Attractive Woman Got You Attention For Directing, Then The Entire Best Director Category Would Be Comprised Of Models. To Me, That Is Just The Most Ludicrous Connection That You Could Make.