I Don't Think Coolness Used

I Wrote A Screenplay For A 'sweet Valley High' Adaptation, And It's Really Amazing To Me How Many Women Who Are My Age Have Responded To The Idea And Are Excited About The Movie.

Nobody Comes To Minnesota To Take Their Clothes Off, At Least As Far As I Know.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

The Rolling Stones Are So Versatile, They're Like The Band Version Of That Infinite Dress They Sell On Qvc.

I Just Want To Be Able To Keep My House And Pay For My Son's School Tuition In Los Angeles.