I'm A Better Polemicist In

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.

Americans Are Not Terribly Intelligent People. They Need To Read Important Things Several Times.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

I Think Jazz Is Good, But I Don't Enjoy It. It's Not For Me.

I'm A Better Polemicist In Prose.