I Think Jazz Is Good,

Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always Told That Change Takes Time. For A Race Of Mortals, Dicking Around Just Isn't Acceptable.

What People Don't Seem To Ever Understand Is That Any Infrastructure That Exists Under Your Regime, In Your Current Government, Will Be Appropriated And Inherited By The Next Regime. I Mean, The Kgb Came Out Of The Nkvd Which Came Out Of The Tsarist Version Of The Same Thing. And Now, The Fsb Operates Out Of The Old Kgb Building In Moscow. The Infrastructure Remains Exactly The Same. There's A Little Bit Of Reshuffling Of Personnel, And That's It. The Way To Make Sure That There's No Fsb Today Would Have Been For The Tsar To Not Have Built An Infrastructure For It In The 1800s.

Orrin Hatch Was The Keynote Speaker At The Last Meeting Of The Association Of American Editorial Cartoonists. He Sought Me Out Because He Was A Fan. I Was Thinking He Had Confused Me With Someone Else.

Anyway, I Tried Liking Jimmy Corrigan But I Couldn't.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.