I Think Jazz Is Good,

It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not Like Shakespeare.

I Think Jazz Is Good, But I Don't Enjoy It. It's Not For Me.

Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always Told That Change Takes Time. For A Race Of Mortals, Dicking Around Just Isn't Acceptable.

Over Time, However, The Endless War In Iraq Began To Play A Role In Natural Selection. Only Idiots Signed Up; Only Idiots Died. Back Home, The Average I.q. Soared.

If I Had To Rank My Skills, I Have A Long Way To Go Before I Can Write A Good Graphic Novel.